Why is it so so hard to find the right dress;
1)You may end up looking like you're pregnant,
2)The dress' too short and can result in wadrobe malfunction number one(down there)
3)The dress' too low-cut and can result in wadrobe malfunction number two(where else?)
4)Worse case scenario, the dress makes your body look unbalanced.
I feel so cheated today):
Bought a dress, and apparently couldn't try it on.
& the stitchings aren't good.
I don't know how to describe.
But if I wear it,
I look like Miss One-side-bigger-than-the-other.
I exceptionally love the romantic blue and the lace details.
But it's strictly not for wearing purposes.
OR ELSE,
i'll be the laughing stock for the day):
I'm very sad.
I've been looking forward to dressy dressy days.
But Fat Hope):
I'm going to write in to Oprah Winfrey or Tyra Banks
today because I need major SOS.
Hehehe, oh better idea,
A'in can handle this best.
She looks awesome in dresses.
A'in if you heard my screams,
HELP.
on a lighter note,
i got a cruise shirt.
and bestfriend, thanks for the wallet.
BUT IM SO TERRIBLY SORRY,
I took up so much time finding dresses I forgot about your formal wear)):
It sucks to know that turning eighteen's the start of all major problems.
ASS.
I want to be seventeen forever):
