I told my cousin I'm not gonna poop all the day because of the discomfort.
& therefore, I told her earlier I won't be eating the whole day.
BUT, she forced me to sit for dinner.
Because she knew by then, I'll have to poop by hook or by crook.
&so while I was pooping.
Around halfway, my cousin banged the door and told me to get out because she needed the loo.
I didnt care and took my own sweet time.
She screamed, "Leave that thing dangling, I need the loo so badly now!"
I screamed back, "No,you leave that thing dangling. Mine's too overwhelming!"
She,"Hurry up and get out, or the whole house's gonna smell of a brand new freshener"
I got out, my cousin was like
"I needa poop, i needa poop" but she pulled me towards the living room.
The lights were out.
"Sheesh i got my business hanging just to let you in. Where are you bringing me?"
"Hold, I needa poop. Can you smell that?"
"Whot?"
"Smell of a..."
Familiar voices singing Happy Birthday song.
Kk,
I thought that was the end of it.
BUT,
just as i started blogging,
my cousin smashed a slice of cake on my face.
another one threw eggs!
CRAZY CRAZY!
i had food as skin therapy today.
Hopefully, tmr my skin will glow.
No pictures because I have swollen eyes,
and egg-smelling hairr(:
but still had fun!
I screamed alot today, i'm looking forward to have a sexy voice.
Another pleasant surprise.
I love my family(:
& I wanted to spend time so so so so so so so so so badly with you.
I'll be heels over head, ya know?
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
My cousin was talking about an aunty who blabbed,
:"Eh nenek kau monyet anak kau!" to my cousin.
Translation
:"Eh your grams' monkey is your son!"
Okay makes no sense.
but freakin funny when my cousin was saying it out loud.
and my nephew's got biting issues.
he's biting everyone.
hahah.
out of conntrol, but freakin' cute.
